Domestic Goddess

When your family moves (from HI to PA) your third year of college the house they move into does not have a room designated to you. This means you are ostracized from the rest of the family in a chamber in the basement. Your room might have a door to the crawl space under the house in it, but it does not have a door to itself, meaning a curtain will have to suffice for privacy. Another necessary amenity your room will be missing is a closet. So you will cross the basement and hang your clothes on the exposed pipes in the laundry room. To make lemonade into lemons you might decide to do an impromptu photo shoot in your new "closet."
And to show you're not bitter, you might bake the whole family cookies:
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