Brush Yourself Clean

Maybe it's just because I go to a conservative Christian university, maybe its because I was raised Southern Baptist, but I find this hilarious:

Designed by Fredrikson Stallard, you can purchase it here. This wooden crucifix brush will keep you clean in the physical sense and who knows how else...
"God doesn't seek for golden vessels, and does not ask for silver ones, but He must have clean ones." Dwight L. Moody